But I will put some entertaining snippets here soon…

It was at a tram stop. He sat down next to me and started chatting. He was slightly overweight, a little shabby, dirty feet in old sandals. ” You look like someone I know” he said.

“Do you know who I look like?”

I looked at him. “No” I answered.

“Vin Diesel”, he said. I looked up at his bald head and spookily he did look like Vin Diesel!

“Yeah, I get that a lot” he said.

The tram arrived. “Goodbye sweetheart” he said.

As I boarded the tram, I sneaked a quick look back. He had some poor guy bailed up.

“Who do you think I look like?” he said.